WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

78 U want punts l'sll give u the puns

1.The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.

2. Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

3. When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

4. Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

5.I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there.

I guess I came too soon.