Chapter 173 The 73Rd Set Of Broadcast Gymnastics
Chapter 173 The 73Rd Set Of Broadcast Gymnastics
In order to make the unicorn in front of him happy, Liu Xue could only say with a smile on his face: "It is really a great honor for this junior to be able to see the legendary unicorn with my own eyes."
This kind of magical operation, which is comparable to the face-changing in Sichuan Opera, was practiced by Liu Xue when he was running business.
You must know that the former emperor of the welfare home was not called for nothing.
The unicorn seemed to be very satisfied with Liu Xue's attitude towards him. He raised his hand to smooth his hair, but after realizing that he was bald, he subconsciously wiped his bald head.
"Listen up, kid. Reading is a very dangerous spiritual art. I don't know if the human brain can withstand this kind of test. If you suffer a minor injury such as sudden death during the teaching process, I can't tell you. Irresponsible." The unicorn looked like he was ahead of the curve.
Can it still be considered a minor injury if he died suddenly? Liu Xue smiled awkwardly.
"no problem."
Liu Xue first asked the audience present to prove that all the consequences had nothing to do with the unicorns and centaurs, and then said to the fragment in his mind: "If you find something is wrong with my head later, remember to help me fix it."
This is the good thing about the Wanjie Core Stone. Wherever something goes wrong, even dead brain cells can be rescued for you.
"Boss..." Zhupa Bao was obviously a little scared, "Is this really no problem?"
Liu Xue patted Zhu Pa Bao's little hooves to express comfort, while Zhu Tou said to the side very brainlessly: "Don't worry, Pig Pig Girl, I will protect you if the boss dies."
Naturally, the result was that the pig's head was severely beaten by Zhupa Bao.
Having had enough trouble, Unicorn asked Liu Xue to take off his clothes and start getting ready.
"Why do you have to take off your clothes?" Although Liu Xue didn't understand, he still took off his clothes one by one.
When he took off his underwear, he realized that the people around him were still looking at him.
"Don't take off your underwear, can't you leave one for me?" Liu Xue pointed to the red boxer briefs on his body.
"We humans and horses all pay attention to being close to nature. Look at which of us is wearing clothes." The unicorn pointed at the brothers around him.
But the structures of living creatures are different, and the important parts that humans and horses can block by relying on their angles, Liu Xueke can't.
The two sides argued for a while, but in the end Liu Xue kept his underwear.
"Before you say something ugly, I can't guarantee the success rate." After saying this, the unicorn began to stretch his body. He raised his entire body with his front hooves and stood up with his hind hooves as the only support point.
When Zhupa Bao saw this, he immediately turned around and hid behind the tree, "Boss, if you have anything to do, just call me and I won't watch."
At this moment, Liu Xue and Unicorn were standing in the same row, so he couldn't see what Zhupa Bao saw, but it was not difficult to guess, after all, the long-legged Oppa also showed off in school.
The unicorn's upper body is already extremely long, so its rear hooves landed on the ground, making its head higher than the tree crown.
Liu Xue originally thought that his gesture was to speak, but he didn't expect that the other party suddenly started giving instructions.
The people removed the carpets and cushions from the field, and the buck-toothed horse who was not much taller than the bench brought a player.
"The 73rd set of artiodactyl broadcast gymnastics begins now, the first movement..."
Liu Xue was stunned. Why do you still need to do gymnastics in this situation?
"Follow me. This is one of the most important preparatory movements before learning. If you do it wrong, you have to do it again, you hear me! I only give you three chances!" After the unicorn said that, he started to show gymnastics postures.
You must know that this gymnastics is for artiodactyls. Liu Xue only has two arms and two legs. How can he learn it?
I saw the unicorn stretching its body, and its thick legs like concrete pillars actually made a very flexible movement.
Liu Xue had no choice but to learn from others, but he could not learn the arms if he could raise the hooves, and he could not learn the upper hooves if he could learn the lower hooves.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute," Liu Xue stopped, "including the arms, there are a total of six parts. How can I learn from this?"
The unicorn rolled his eyes at Liu Xue with dissatisfaction, "Xiao Chang, you, a human friend, talk too much, don't you?"
After hearing this, the long-legged oppa immediately came to Liu Xue's side and whispered in a low voice: "Just imitate him, as long as you get the idea."
Liu Xue had no choice but to do this, but his next move almost cost him his life.
At first it was just some stretching or stretching.
But the further you get to the back, the more abnormal this action becomes.
For example, you need to use your front hooves to balance your body, and your back hooves and arms to stretch to take off.
Liu Xue could only land on one foot, and he tensed his muscles to barely maintain balance. He has never practiced yoga, but compared to yoga, this radio gymnastics is so abnormal that even Indians shake their heads after watching it.
There are also other movements such as doing a giant loop with the upper arms on the ground and four hooves on the ground.
Liu Xue had to tangle his legs together before he could barely pass.
Also, after the hind hoof touches the ground, the lower body hugs the ankle. Liu Xue heard the cry from his spine for the first time.
This set of radio gymnastics lasted for half an hour. When the last movement was over, Liu Xue looked like he had just been fished out of the sea.
No wonder he had to take off his clothes, if I had known he would even take off his underwear.
Liu Xue tugged on his underwear. It was so wet that he felt uncomfortable.
After experiencing this 'violent exercise', his mind became extremely clear. But strangely enough, this clarity lasted less than 30 seconds before turning into drowsiness, as if the door was knocking every half a minute.
As the sleepiness hit, the colors in the field of vision began to change. The surrounding forest was no longer green, but a strange purple.
The ground also turned a strange light pink, while the sky turned a strange dark green.
The color change is followed by a cramping feeling in the abdomen.
Liu Xue broke into cold sweats and began to call for fragments in his mind.
"Why do I feel so uncomfortable? Check to see if something is wrong." Liu Xuewen.
"There's nothing wrong with your body, but the cells in your brain seem to be growing." Fragment said.
What does it mean? Am I going to grow a brain?
Seeing Liu Xue's weird expression, the unicorn said slightly proudly: "Do you think it's weird? That's right. You will find more weird things in a while."
The unicorn was right. Within two minutes, Liu Xue's vision and hearing had undergone great changes.
He was unable to resist the increase in spiritual power and heard the rustling sound coming from the Hall of Souls. That was the sound of the pen tip falling on the notebook. The color of the grass also began to change. Liu Xue had never seen so many kinds of green. He seemed to understand for a moment why art students could always draw so many color combinations that ordinary people could not understand.
It is said that the Pipi Shrimp in the human world can not only see the entire spectrum known to mankind, but he can even see ultraviolet and infrared rays, with as many as 16 colors.
All the fresh information from the outside world poured into Liu Xue's brain in an instant, but after all, his body could not keep up with the evolution of his brain, so he began to produce a resistance reaction.
Fortunately, with the blessing of the fragments, Liu Xue's discomfort did not last long.
Seeing the color on his face gradually returning, the unicorn said: "Let's start, the time will start from now on, we don't have much time."
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