Zongman: I am a god, and my family comes from all realms

#158 - Section 158

Wiz: "That's too rude."

Megumin nodded: "Side dishes? Huh, Darkness is so lewd."

Darkness: "Megumin, scold me more!"

Megumin: "..."

...

The next day.

Lu Li and his group arrived at the guild, ready to take on some quests.

"God, please wait a moment."

A young boy strode over, ran up close, and bowed nearly ninety degrees. "Thank you, God, for lending me money before."

As he spoke, he handed over a small bag of Eris.

Lu Li took it, looked at the two girls following Kazuma Sato, and gave a thumbs up, saying, "Kazuma, you already have your own team, that's fast!"

Kazuma Sato looked happy: "Thanks to God's guidance, I was able to change my mindset so quickly. We've decided that we'll train in Axel for a while and then go adventure in other cities."

Lu Li laughed: "Then I wish you good luck."

Aqua complained: " NEET, are you really not going to defeat the Demon King?"

Kazuma Sato snorted: "Of course. I think life in this world is pretty good, I don't want to go back."

Originally, I thought Aqua would be upset, but instead, Aqua revealed a smug expression.

"That's perfect, this goddess doesn't want to go back either. Hahaha... You thought not defeating the Demon King would disappoint me, but it won't!"

"Lu Li, hurry, let's go on an adventure."

As she spoke, Aqua had already stuck close.

Lu Li chuckled, bid farewell to Kazuma Sato, and walked to the notice board with Wiz to look at the adventure quests.

While selecting, Darkness suddenly called out: "Chris!"

Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and saw a girl with short silver hair jogging over.

The girl was dressed lightly, with a short top showing off her slender waist and a pair of capri pants, a very androgynous look.

The only pity was a scar on her cheek, which greatly affected the girl's appearance.

Seeing Darkness, she greeted her enthusiastically.

"Darkness, you found teammates?"

Darkness's face flushed: "~Yeah. The team belongs to Lu Li, maybe I'll be filled up by him every day after this, it's really..."

Chris: "..."

Megumin: "Darkness, what are you talking about!"

Although Megumin usually likes to make dirty jokes, she was still a little embarrassed in front of so many people.

Chris calmed down: "As long as you're happy."

As she spoke, her gaze fell on Lu Li, and a trace of vigilance flashed in her eyes.

A god who suddenly appeared, and not from her pantheon, made her extremely wary.

Chris's real identity is actually the goddess of luck, Eris, Aqua's junior.

But she's not as silly or easily fooled as Aqua.

Senior Aqua recognized him as her junior without even investigating his identity, which she really didn't know what to do about.

"Mr. Lu Li is a god?" Chris asked curiously, "Why haven't I heard of him?"

Aqua complained: "A mere thief dares to question a god? Humph, I am the water goddess Aqua, can't I prove it?"

Chris was speechless.

Does Aqua's proof count as proof?

Probably not, because the entire God Realm knows that Senior Aqua is missing a screw.

Lu Li teased: "Actually, I'm the goddess Eris's fiancé from the God Realm, Aqua can testify to this."

Aqua was stunned, and then started making a fuss: "When did this happen? No, Eris, don't steal Lu Li from me! Lu Li, let me tell you, Eris's chest is padded, she's a hypocritical woman."

Chris was even more shocked by Lu Li's words.

When did she get a fiancé out of nowhere?

And Senior Aqua actually believed it!

What made her even more upset was that Senior Aqua was simply full of malice towards her, not only saying in the teachings that she padded her chest, but even revealing her shortcomings in front of this strange god, making her extremely ashamed.

229, Eris, you don't want your identity to be discovered, do you? (4/5, please subscribe)

Chris rushed in front of Lu Li like a gust of wind, pulled Lu Li, ran to a corner, and lowered her voice: "You found out a long time ago, didn't you?"

"That's right." Lu Li didn't act and directly admitted, "The goddess of luck, Eris."

Eris was a little angry and looked at Lu Li: "Since you know, why did you say that? This is blasphemy!"

Lu Li chuckled: "Mortals doing this is called blasphemy, gods doing this can only be considered a joke, how can it be considered blasphemy!"

Eris's expression froze, and she was speechless.

It seems that's really the case!

Lu Li said softly: "Eris, you don't want Darkness and Aqua to discover your real identity, do you?"

"Eek!" Eris looked shocked and trembled, "What do you want to do?!"

As one of the gods in charge of reincarnation in the God Realm, she naturally knew about the national quintessence of the Sakura Country.

Saying this sentence, after that is that kind of very obscene story, this matter has long been recorded in the Tokyo Hot story.

Lu Li was amused by Eris's performance and said, "What does Eris want me to do?"

Eris: "Of course, I don't want anything."

Lu Li laughed: "So, the words just now were just a joke. Eris, let's officially get to know each other, Lu Li, a wild god."

Eris reached out her hand and shook hands with Lu Li generously, complaining: "Really, who says they are a wild god? Speaking of which, since you have become a god and know Senior Aqua, theoretically you can be arranged to work in the God Realm."

Lu Li: "Working requires going to work, so forget it."

Eris was speechless: "Sure enough, like Senior Aqua, Lu Li is also very unreliable."

"Hey, Lu Li, what are you doing, are you being seduced by that little thief?" Aqua's voice came, and she was about to run over, with raging flames already burning in her eyes.

Eris whispered: "I am Chris now, God friend Lu Li, remember not to say it wrong."

As she spoke, she showed a gentle smile and returned to the team with Lu Li.

Aqua looked suspicious, sniffing Chris, causing Chris to worry, afraid of being discovered by Senior Aqua.

If she was discovered, she would not have peace after that.

"So small, does Lu Li like it too?" Aqua asked in surprise, "Could it be that Lu Li's taste has changed?"

Chris felt a little unhappy in her heart.

What's wrong with being small?

Flat chests are a rare resource!

Nanaumi Anna looked suspicious: "Really?"

Lu Li was speechless: "I just think Chris is very cute, just making friends, don't take it too seriously."

Aqua glanced at Chris: "I don't see anything cute, the cutest goddess in the world is by your side, how can you look at a flat-chested, short-legged girl?"

It's hard!

My fist is hard!

Sure enough, even after descending to the world, Senior Aqua is still as annoying as ever.

Megumin complained: "Being petite is also very cute, God!"

Lu Li nodded: "My Megumin is naturally very cute!"

Steam whistled on Megumin's head: "Cu-cute..."

Megumin's ship was directly sunk.

After watching for a while, the group chose a quest and started today's adventure.

Chris didn't know why, but she also joined the team, making the adventure more fun.

Especially Lu Li, who felt that teasing Eris occasionally was quite interesting.

The Eris goddess who refused and welcomed was really too interesting.

"Lu Li is really bad taste!"

In the evening, Chris ran away with a flushed face.

She always felt that if she stayed any longer, she would be stepping onto the adult ladder.

"Eris, don't forget your fiancé."

Hearing the faint voice in her ear, the temperature on Eris's cheeks rose even higher, and she retorted in a low voice: "There is no fiancé!"

"Lu Li, what are you looking at?" Aqua approached Lu Li and urged, "Hurry up and cook, I'm starving."

Lu Li glanced at Aqua: "You're not starving, are you?"

"What is Lu Li saying?" Aqua was a little dazed, and suddenly reacted, "Lu Li is so perverted, if Lu Li's desire is not purified, it's not impossible to satisfy you!"

Lu Li chuckled: "Aqua, don't talk nonsense, be careful of crying and looking for regret medicine later."

Aqua's purification power is naturally powerful, and it can purify undead creatures, and even purify the desires of creatures.

But Lu Li's LV.2 Yin-Yang authority is not vegetarian either, and will not be affected at all.

Looking at Lu Li getting closer and closer, Aqua showed a shocked expression: "Ah... I was wrong!"

In short, Aqua directly slid and knelt.

"Where are they from again?"

When Aqua felt safe and entered the house, she found two more girls in the house.

One with silver hair, one with yellow hair.

The only thing they had in common was that they had excellent figures, not even inferior to Wiz.

Nanaumi Anna snorted triumphantly and introduced: "Master Aqua, they are Alice and Erina, they are professional chefs of our family. Usually, besides Aura and Lyne, they cook the most. They will prepare dinner for us today."

Aqua immediately lost interest: "So they are just chefs."

Nanaumi Anna complained: "Master Aqua, please respect the chefs a little."

"Hi!" Aqua was extremely perfunctory.

However, Wiz, Megumin and others were very admired, looking at Erina and Alice's gorgeous knife skills and the rapidly maturing dishes, their eyes were bright, like beggars who had not eaten for several days.

A moment.

A table of dishes was served.

Aqua directly changed her opinion and said with anticipation: "Lu Li, these two dependents are so amazing, give them to me!"

Lu Li sighed: "Aqua, anything is possible in your dreams."

"No, if I can't eat such delicious food in the future, there will be no meaning in God's life." Aqua cried.

Lu Li: "It's not like I won't let you freeload."

"Then it's settled, no regrets!" Aqua's expression changed quickly, one moment she was still crying, the next moment she showed a smile.

Wiz sighed: "That's Aqua's purpose, right?"

Aqua said triumphantly: "It's too troublesome to raise dependents, it's most convenient to freeload."