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Chapter 639, The Indian who is once again extremely happy and sad

Chapter 39, Indians who are once again happy and sad

So, after learning that this super treasure house that looks like it can walk, and that Godzilla, an alien monster that can live a healthy life as long as you kill it, is actually probably a mobile nuclear reactor, India, who just planned to muster up the courage to start a fight, The military, immediately sat on the wax gorgeously again.

In order to prevent Bihar, the most densely populated area in India, from becoming the next Fukushima or Chernobyl after blowing up monsters, and creating hundreds of millions of radiation refugees in one breath, the central government of New Delhi and Bihar The state authorities are all quarreling.At the end of the toss, the Indian military had to deal with the above-mentioned troubles with the most prudent and conservative attitude.The battle against monsters that took place in Bodh Gaya had to be turned into a long and suffocating marathon due to various tricks.

——Looking at this posture, the Indians are really going to take out the posture of sit-in demonstrations and praying for independence from the United Kingdom, waiting infinitely patiently for the cosmic monster Godzilla to slowly starve to death... In case this head is full of treasures If Godzilla, the nuclear-powered cosmic monster, is as hungry and long-lived as a turtle, it may replace the ruined Mahabodhi Temple and become the most famous tourist attraction in the area...

Of course, netizens and audiences around the world who were holding their breath and looking forward to a wonderful battle were even more disappointed: I even took off my pants, so you let me watch this?Bad review!Be sure to leave a bad review—so, in order to vent the anger of netizens around the world, for a long time to come, the recognized image of Indians in international cartoons has changed from the already dull white elephant to a more dull tree lazy……

What follows is an endless long wait... an endless wait, as if there is no end in sight.

Due to the long waiting time, the fickle media and audience became impatient, and the alien monster was squeezed out of the news headlines.Next, the "Indian Flu", which once swept across all continents of the world and frightened people of all skin colors, has basically come to an end. At least people in major cities have taken off their masks one after another, and classrooms and office buildings are also No more pungent acetic acid smell.

As a result, the word India, which had an outrageously high appearance rate in the global media, quickly faded out of everyone's field of vision.

Fortunately, there is a saying that there is no feast that never ends.Conversely, there are probably no endless monsters in this world.

In short, the battle against monsters that took place in Bodh Gaya did not last forever like the most pessimistic scenario.

After nearly three months of tossing and tossing, Godzilla, the cosmic monster in Bodh Gaya, finally died—because the Indian military finally ordered a full-scale martial law before that, dispersed journalists from various countries, and blocked the scene. , so this cosmic monster actually starved to death?Killed?Flooded to death by the waters of the Ganges?Or are you bored to death by all kinds of idle people watching all day long?Or committed suicide out of humiliation and grief?It is completely unknown.The only thing that can be confirmed is that before the Indian military announced the killing of the monster, this thing had already sunk completely below the ground due to its own weight... In other words, the final stage of the battle against the alien monster Godzilla has actually passed. It became a game of whack-a-mole.

By the way, after the Indian military announced victory in the battle, many priests and eminent monks made absurd remarks on local Indian TV programs, insisting that this cosmic monster "sent by the devil" was a boundless monster released by itself. The divine power cursed Yunyun to death...

Of course, some things are indeed confidential to ordinary people outside, but as an insider in a certain area, Wang Qiu can still get some inside information through the intelligence system... and then the truth of the matter was given to Lei. The outside is burnt and the inside is tender, and the shock is embarrassing:

In a sense, this unlucky alien monster Godzilla was really cursed to death by the Indians by chanting sutras!

——After the golden monster Godzilla fell into the ground due to its own weight, the Indian military pulled up the barbed wire, surrounded the scene, and then heavily guarded and closely monitored it.However, even if Godzilla fell into the ground and couldn't move, he was still dishonest. From time to time, he struggled a few times or screamed a few times, shaking the ground and making the whole army dizzy and tinnitus.The Indians who were born partial to the rat were afraid to throw stones into the hole, and directly threw high-explosive bombs or incendiary bombs into the potholes, blowing up the big monsters suspected of moving nuclear reactors into popcorn... Finally, a certain front-line commander who was born as a Sikh With a slap on the head, I decided to use poison to fight poison, and noise to noise. I set up tweeters around the pothole formed by the sinking of the monster, and played various heavy metal hell rock, American hip-hop, Buddhist scriptures, Hindu mantras, and the most hypnotic lengthy government working report.

After playing like this for a month, the movement of the cosmic monster Godzilla became weaker and weaker, and finally died—it is indeed a mental patient with wide thinking, mentally handicapped children are more happy, and the magical land moistened by the Ganges gave birth to magical people , and even more miraculous battles...

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In any case, in this Bodh Gaya monster battle, although the Indians lost a lot of face in the international image due to being too funny, they gained from the corpse of the Godzilla monster covered in treasures. There are a lot of benefits, which can be described as "Godzilla falls, Tianzhu elephant is full".

——According to the news revealed in the future, the precious metals they obtained from the corpses of Godzilla monsters alone were as many as [-] tons of gold, [-] tons of platinum, and nearly [-] tons of rhodium, ruthenium, and palladium, which are more precious than platinum , iridium, osmium and other rare heavy metals, in addition to an astonishing number of high-quality diamonds and gemstones, the largest diamond is said to weigh more than [-] carats, and its appearance is excellent... It can be said to be priceless without water!

Especially the last news made the international diamond giant De Bess company feel sad for a while, sleepless and sleepless. As the only trust in the global diamond industry, De Bess company has firmly controlled the whole world since hundreds of years ago. With a market share of more than [-]% in the world's diamonds, it controls the supply and sales of the international diamond market, and is even known as the "Deerbes Diamond Dynasty".It is difficult for most people to bypass them to buy and sell diamonds, because without the appraisal certificate produced by De Beers, diamonds cannot be regarded as diamonds: the Soviets guarded the largest diamond pit in the world back then, but they could not be sold in the international market at all. , I can’t make much money with it, because De Bess Company tried its best to resist, just fooled global customers, refused to recognize Soviet diamonds as diamonds, and took advantage of the special background of the Cold War era to allow De Bess Company to give It worked.

This time I heard that the Indians had obtained tons of high-quality diamonds. De Bess was also in a hurry. After trying to forcefully buy these diamonds from the Indian government at a low price and failed (there are too many diamonds, the market price is basically No one can afford it), the furious Debes company began to spread rumors everywhere, saying that only diamonds on the earth are diamonds, and wanted to set off a wave of boycott of "cosmic diamonds" in the global market

However, it is no longer the Cold War era, and India is not the Soviet Union. De Beers has no power to borrow in the global market, and the "gem from the star" itself is an excellent romantic gimmick. The "bricks" have worn out their lips, but they haven't dissuaded people's enthusiasm for these shiny little things.Besides, India is a big country no matter what, and it is one of the most populous countries in the world. The diamond dynasty of De Beers Company seems scary, but in the face of the power of a big country, it is just a scary paper tiger.

As a result, the Indian government finally broke through the blockade of De Beers and successfully sold a large number of diamonds.

Then, in addition to the direct income from these precious metals and gemstones, the research value of the cosmic metal monster Godzilla itself has also attracted countries all over the world, and they did not hesitate to pay a lot of money to obtain the cooperation of the Indians.

——As the first extraterrestrial life captured by humans at present, it is still a metal life form that is completely different from the earth's carbon-based biosphere. The research value of Godzilla's corpse is really inestimable.If it fell into the hands of ordinary weak and small countries, the five permanent members of the United Nations might have to ignore their appearance and directly seize it.However, with the size of the "quasi-five constants" like India, it is not so easy to handle, and it cannot be regarded as a weak chicken.Coupled with the mutual restraint between countries, everyone can only smile and discuss with the Indians in a low voice, making many concessions in politics, trade, etc., in exchange for the analysis and research data of this monster. There are still some tissue samples...

Next, although the precious metals and gemstones of the monster itself are based on the market price, they can be sold for a maximum of seven or eight trillion US dollars in the international market.However, the Indians who are known as "20 million human beings and one billion livestock" are not very good at learning from the Soviet Russians to play big industries, but there are still many good players who learn from the British masters to engage in speculative financial futures... After some hype Next, a total of [-] trillion US dollars came in front and back, which made the current Prime Minister of India, who was born in Sikhism, so happy that he could not find the north for a while, and then felt that he should be self-willed if he had money, so he announced that he would pick it up again. Ancestors are martial and heroic, known as "We Indians also want to play big construction", and plan to build another aircraft carrier battle group to show off their power. Unfortunately, India's poor and weak industries cannot produce such high-tech gadgets, so they have to continue to purchase , placed large arms orders to the European Union and Russia.

In addition to flaunting military power or militarism, various large-scale national projects that burn money have also been launched quickly. For example, the construction of [-] million toilets across the country, the construction of [-] kilometers of roads every day, and the restoration of the Ganges river were once stranded due to the breakdown of the capital chain. The "Clean Ganges Initiative", "Made in India" that attracts international companies, and the "Digital India" that connects Indian villages to the Internet... were all launched again in one go by the ambitious Indian Prime Minister, trying to rush all the way to bring India, a developing country To become the top country in the world - anyway, there is money to burn these days, and it is wasted if it is not used up.

On the other hand, the local authorities in Bihar also benefited a lot from it. In addition to a part of the precious metals and gems distributed according to the agreement, they also used the titanium alloy skull left after the "flesh" of the space monster Godzilla to build a shrine. In order to attract tourists from all over the world and increase income by developing tourism

At this point, the whole thing seems to be over, and everything seems to be very good. Although countries all over the world are jealous of the "good luck" of Indians, those who are powerful need face, and those who are shameless have no strength, so they can only silently I can’t see any obvious overreaction—however, it didn’t take long for India, a place that basically had no sense of existence to the Chinese, to scare the whole world again...

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It was a day with high winds and high waves, and the sky was dark. Because the violent typhoon seriously interfered with communications, Wang Qiu's Xisha island and reef base was isolated for a short time, and only intermittent radio contact remained with the mainland. , So I failed to learn some news in the first time.

After a full week, as the typhoon and heavy rain gradually dissipated, the damaged equipment was repaired one after another, and the Internet signal in the Paracel Islands was restored again... However, when Wang Qiu sat at the computer desk again, just now When he opened the news page, he was very surprised to see that within a few days, the magical land of India had once again topped the list of major news websites, which made him gasp.

"... A serious nuclear leak occurred in Calcutta? More than 20 residents were affected? The culprit is still that alien monster? This, this is how people should evaluate it?...It has gotten to this point, and it is all about Goji It’s been cut into eight pieces, and the Indians can still play it off?”