University Doctor and His Fragile Patients

Chapter 600 - 472: Stay Longer and Fart a Few More Times, to Verify? (Part 2)

"Tsk tsk! I used to think Dr. Chen was a good doctor, but it turns out he’s just another quack who’ll say anything for attention."

"Haven’t even seen the rest, already starting to bash?"

"Go ahead, bash away! Who can out-bash them? Everyone’s mouths are just yap yap yap!"

"..."

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Not to mention the interns present, all felt it was unbelievable.

Even the farting patient thought it was ridiculous.

A student from Hai City University.

Nowadays, there aren’t many who haven’t watched the hospital’s livestream.

And as for Zhuang Ruoruo’s rare condition of hypermnesia.

Even those who haven’t watched the livestream have heard a bit about it, the legend that Zhuang Ruoruo has a strange illness and now can’t sleep.

"Dr. Chen, that’s a bit of a stretch..."

The patient complained speechlessly.

Among those present, only Chen Mu maintained a serious demeanor, "I think we shouldn’t limit ourselves to farting; is it possible that the smelly fart of this patient stimulated Zhuang Ruoruo’s sense of smell."

"In simpler terms, there’s a possibility that the pungent smell stimulated the patient’s olfactory senses, which then caused Zhuang Ruoruo to suddenly fall asleep."

The room full of white coats.

Listened earnestly to Chen Mu’s analysis.

At last.

Someone was indeed persuaded by this explanation.

"Actually, it’s not impossible. Some patients do have certain reactions to pungent smells. Zhuang Ruoruo’s current situation doesn’t completely rule out this possibility."

"If Zhuang Ruoruo’s sudden sleep is indeed related to the smelly fart, then perhaps we can find a way to address Zhuang Ruoruo’s sleep disorder."

"Basically, we need to have Zhuang Ruoruo try to encounter some pungent smells and see which can induce drowsiness."

"This approach clearly isn’t suitable for all hypermnesia patients, but if it can resolve Zhuang Ruoruo’s sleep issue, it’s still worthwhile. After all, Zhuang Ruoruo’s case is quite one of the more challenging cases in the campus hospital."

"Except..."

A white coat suddenly directed his gaze at the farting patient.

Stared at him for quite a while.

Until the patient was visibly nervous.

Only then did the white coat turn his gaze back to Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, I have a rather disappointing hypothesis now, but it could be very important for Zhuang Ruoruo’s condition."

Chen Mu nodded gently: "Go ahead, we have many doctors here, let’s brainstorm together to find more solutions."

The white coat spoke seriously, "If, Dr. Chen, and I mean if..."

"If other pungent smells don’t help Zhuang Ruoruo’s sleep at all, and only this patient’s smelly fart can affect Zhuang Ruoruo’s sleep, what do we do next?"

Farting patient: "!!!"

Slander!

Complete slander!

Chen Mu: "..."

This intern.

You understand hypotheses.

This intern seemed oblivious to Chen Mu’s speechlessness.

And the farting patient’s breakdown.

Stood in front of Chen Mu, continuing with a serious expression, "If, again I’m saying if, my hypothesis is true, how do we solve Zhuang Ruoruo’s sleep problem afterwards."

"Could it be..."

The intern’s contemplative gaze fell on the farting patient, sincerely suggesting, "Not treat this guy’s intestinal gas, wait until it builds up enough, and give this guy the opportunity to fart to promote Zhuang Ruoruo’s sleep and sleep quality?"

Farting student: "???!!!"

Listen!

Listen up!

Is this still human language?!

This time.

The farting student didn’t even need to speak up; the white coat who proposed the genius idea already shook his head, furrowing his brow, "Although this is a method, essentially, it’s quite unfair to the farting student."

"His intestinal gas should be quickly resolved with medication, no need to drag it out."

—

"Damn, I feel swayed by this intern’s logic, what if I find what this guy said makes sense?!"

"I also think there’s a tiny bit of sense in what he said; what if not all pungent smells work but only this one person’s fart?"

"But! Even the same person can’t possibly produce identical-smelling farts."

"So if we go down this logical path, Zhuang Ruoruo’s sleep issue, after seeing a glimmer of hope, might still remain unresolved?!"

"If that’s the case, that’s a real pity!"

"Poor Ruoruo sis, having such a pretty face but even normal sleep is a luxury."

"If it doesn’t work, maybe try some more; my farts are quite smelly too."

"..."

—

Chen Mu nodded, "You’re right, it’s not in line with our duty to ask other patients to sacrifice for Zhuang Ruoruo’s illness."

"The issue with Zhuang Ruoruo isn’t too big now, let her continue to sleep, as for you."

Chen Mu looked at the patient trying hard to conceal himself behind.

The patient who occasionally popped out a fart.

Sighed and then said, "You can temporarily leave the campus hospital to solve your gas problem, and once it’s resolved, you can return."

"Drinking your lactulose regularly will resolve your gas issue. If it doesn’t work after a week, come to the campus hospital to get Chinese medicine."

The farting patient nodded obediently.

Then eagerly left the campus hospital.

Right now, the campus hospital still has a bizarre patient like Zhuang Ruoruo.

Plus, the eyes of several white coats around are a bit too fervent.

He even wondered if he didn’t run in time.

Would he really be kept to fart and treat Zhuang Ruoruo.

Watching the patient run off.

Chen Mu’s lips twitched speechlessly, then he looked accusingly at the surrounding interns, "Can’t you restrain yourselves a bit, don’t you see how scared you made the patient?"

He was still planning.

To tell the patient to come by the campus hospital when he felt he really wanted to fart to verify the hypothesis.

Now it’s ruined.

The person was scared off.

Didn’t even leave a contact.

The room full of interns just stood there awkwardly.

None dared to speak first.

After all, harboring plans to treat with patient’s fart is both embarrassing and undignified to voice aloud.

"Dr. Chen, we arrived."

Just when the interns were drowning in awkwardness, Mu Yao poked her head in from the outside.

The other interns in the room.

Upon seeing Mu Yao appeared, looked as though they had seen a savior.

All looked eagerly at Chen Mu.

Were all at a loss for words.

Just seeing these guys with no backbone, Chen Mu felt his temper rising.

Impatiently waved his hand.

"You can clock out now."

Almost as soon as Chen Mu’s words fell, the group of white coats quickly disappeared from Chen Mu’s sight.

Chen Mu: "..."

—

"Hahahaha!!! I’m dying of laughter, every time I see these guys clocking out, I can’t help but laugh."

"How can you not laugh? Even though these guys are highly educated, the way they rush out at clockout isn’t much different from mine."

"Case closed, even high-educated folks dislike being corporate slaves."

"Is it possible they’re worse off, working at Hai City University to learn, while Hai City University might not even pay them intern wages."

"Medical students quietly express that we’re already used to the no internship pay issue."

"Actually, Hai City University isn’t bad; they at least provide meals, not having to spend to go to work is already a plus."

"Right, right, recently clocked out interns need to praise Hai City University for providing a shuttle that takes us back to Medical University every time we clock out."

"..."