The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 219 : Are You Kidding Me? The Ass is for Pooping!

Lin Li's cheering startled the guys nearby who were juicing up.

But soon.

"Are you really a top? Let's add each other on WeChat, we can interact more in the future." One guy got up, leaned over, and asked Lin Li expectantly.

Lin Li: "?"

"Don't mess with me, bro."

"I know, even if we do mess around, you'll be the one messing with me."

Although he had had this conversation with Bai Bufan before, Lin Li couldn't laugh at all.

"Just kidding, bro. Sorry, sorry, I'm not gay..." Lin Li immediately backed away, apologizing very seriously.

Although he liked making gay jokes, are you kidding me? The ass is for pooping!

Lin Li would rather be stabbed in the back with a knife.

Shields rubbing against shields is fine, but spears clashing against spears causes damage. So when encountering a real gay man in reality, Lin Li ran faster than anyone else.

"Alright, it's fine. If you're interested in the future, you can come find me." The guy still left Lin Li a way out, or rather, a back door.

Lin Li smoothed down his goosebumps.

"It's fine, he won't do anything to you. Who told you to call yourself a top?

"But that's not important right now. Let's do it again, and this time I'll count." Zhai Kai, sitting across from him, tapped the table, looking somewhat gloating, and his gaze towards Lin Li was a bit unfriendly.

"Okay."

Normally, having won once, Lin Li would start acting cocky.

But Zhai Kai's glaring muscles clearly told Lin Li that this was not a normal situation, so Lin Li nodded and sat down again.

"Bro, can we make a rule that the person whose hand is pressed down is the winner?" Lin Li asked before starting.

If he could set the rules for the sparring himself, would the system recognize it?

"Ah? Why? No need, let's just do it normally." Zhai Kai frowned, then shook his head.

It was obvious the other party just wanted to get his pride back, so Lin Li didn't say anything more and focused on his arm.

If he lost, he lost. If he succeeded, he could also test whether he could complete the task twice on the same person.

"Three, two, one, start!"

Zhai Kai's eyes widened because he found that his and Lin Li's hands were completely stuck at a forty-five-degree angle, not instantly flipping over and pinning Lin Li's hand to the table as he had expected.

And the stalemate only lasted for an instant. Because it was very difficult to exert force from this angle and his body posture, when his explosive power faded, Zhai Kai could only watch his hand be quickly pressed down until it touched the table.

This time the other party didn't cheat, but he still lost.

Lin Li was a bit disappointed because the task didn't update. It seemed he could only complete it once per person.

But fortunately, there were many people in the gym.

"I'm still the champion! Next, please!!" Lin Li stood up and continued to cheer.

His purpose in deliberately standing up and shouting just now was to attract more people's attention to this area.

Coupled with the fact that arm wrestling itself is something that draws attention in a small area, many people were already looking over curiously. Hearing Lin Li's voice, they walked over.

"Wait, wait, wait, let's go again." Zhai Kai couldn't sit still. This time, the unfriendliness on his face was gone, leaving only a little embarrassment. He stood up, pressed Lin Li's shoulder, and pushed him down.

Then he squeezed Lin Li's right hand, especially the forearm muscles, and finally squeezed his biceps, looking surprised and uncomprehending: "Bro, how exactly are you generating this power? Is your arm solid?"

He didn't have any stats, so where did this strength come from?

Was he hacking?

Then Zhai Kai continued:

"I underestimated you just now. Let's have a fair match. I'm a bit curious if your strength is really greater than mine."

At this time, other fitness enthusiasts nearby also gathered around.

"Three, two, one, start!"

When they saw the two hands deadlocked in the middle, the muscular men watching widened their eyes.

Zhai Kai's arm was almost three times as thick as Lin Li's, who looked like a bamboo pole to them. Yet the two were deadlocked. This scene was too incongruous; it defied all logic.

Was this an exhibition match?

Lin Li was also a bit surprised by this result. With just a double buff, his right hand's strength had actually reached this level.

—It wasn't that he could only tie after doubling; Lin Li could completely win.

Lin Li hadn't reached his limit yet.

Moreover, the increase in endurance brought by Qi and Blood was Lin Li's biggest change over the past month or so. The increase in strength was just the subtle effect of daily exercise and spiritual energy nourishment.

You have to know, Lin Li had only been exercising for an hour every morning for the past month or so. Excluding the spiritual energy used to refine the "Duck Blood Bottle" and the "Guardian Angel," the spirit stones used on himself were only a few dozen low-grade ones.

Being able to win didn't mean he had to win.

There was no reward for winning. If someone of Zhai Kai's size lost, the other onlookers might be afraid to compete with him.

"Ah!!!"

So Lin Li let out a low growl of "exerting force" while watching his hand being pressed onto the table, looking regretful.

Just an actor's self-cultivation.

"Bro, you're still stronger." Lin Li shook his "exhausted" hand and praised Zhai Kai.

"You're the amazing one." Having regained his pride, Zhai Kai relaxed, smiled, and shook his head, looking at Lin Li's hand. "Your strength is really exaggerated, especially considering your build. It's hard to imagine."

"Really? Brother Kai, you weren't holding back, were you?" Among the onlookers, someone had already started to doubt.

"Try it yourself and you'll know." Zhai Kai stood up and gave up the seat opposite Lin Li.

He really needed others to know Lin Li's strength right now, otherwise, no matter how he described it, they wouldn't fully believe it.

"Then I'll try." Zhai Kai's words were very effective, and the person immediately sat down.

[Seek out accomplished body cultivators for relevant sparring, and achieve victory or recognition (3/10)]

His strength was much less than Zhai Kai's. Lin Li could have won relatively easily, but he still deliberately dragged it out for a while before winning.

Therefore, after the other party lost, the next challenger immediately took over.

...

As the losers stepped down one by one, everyone realized that Lin Li was a powerhouse with a small frame but exaggeratedly high strength.

"What are you guys doing?" A voice came over, and the crowd parted. It was a big guy who might be even more exaggerated than Zhai Kai. He was wearing a light jacket, probably just entering the gym, and was a regular.

If you sprinkled itching powder on his back, he'd have to behave too.

"Brother Zhu is here. We're arm wrestling to compare strength. This kid, with this build, actually has super strength. It's insane. If he works out and bulks up, I can't even imagine..." Someone immediately introduced.

"Then I'll try too?" Hearing this, Brother Zhu also became somewhat interested and put down his backpack.

"Bro, is he stronger than you?" Lin Li whispered to Zhai Kai.

"About the same." Zhai Kai wanted to save some face.

"Then I can only use that move." Lin Li narrowed his eyes and smiled at the big guy who had already sat down opposite him and was taking off his jacket: "Bro, when I say start, we start."

"Okay." Brother Zhu nodded.

Zhai Kai also smiled.

And he had absolutely no intention of warning him.

Because he had been caught in the rain, he wanted to see others get wet too.

...

"Three—Start!"

[Seek out accomplished body cultivators for relevant sparring, and achieve victory or recognition (10/10)]

[Task Two has been completed.]

"We are the champions! Bro! We are the champions!" The person in front of him happened to be the last one needed for the task. Lin Li stood up, cheering with tears in his eyes, hugged Zhai Kai, patted his back, and conveniently scratched his mosquito bite.

As for Brother Zhu, he silently looked at his hand, which hadn't even reacted, his mouth twitching: "..."

Motherfucker.

He looked up at the excited Lin Li and Zhai Kai.

Lin Li was a new face, hard to judge. This kid did look a bit sick; it didn't seem like he was acting.

Zhai Kai, what the fuck are you doing?

Did the protein powder you drank today have no protein and only white powder? Or did you drink Xiangpiaopiao milk tea? What the fuck are you so excited about?

And the onlookers, seeing this scene for the first time, finally realized that Lin Li wasn't a powerhouse with a small frame but exaggeratedly high strength.

Lin Li was a bastard powerhouse with a small frame but exaggeratedly high strength.

(End of Chapter)