parentshiftbook Chapter 133 Three Things You Need to Get By! Fire Spirit Mother: Two lunatics!
Chapter 133 Three Things You Need to Get By! Fire Spirit Mother: Two lunatics!
Under the dual mental and physical torment of a tough guy's coquettishness and a volatile female driver.
Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi, two demon emperors who were powerful throughout the primordial world.
Finally, I couldn't take it anymore.
"I'm impressed, I'm impressed!!"
Di Jun covered his bleeding orifices.
Taiichi covered his eyes, which had been blinded by the spiciness.
The two men let out a humiliating wail in unison.
"Dijiang, you've won! Get those two bastards to stop now!!"
"If this torture continues, my Dao heart will truly shatter!"
He heard his two mortal enemies begging for mercy.
Dijiang lying on a stretcher.
I immediately felt comfortable all over.
It felt as refreshing as taking a sip of ice-cold Sprite on a hot summer day.
He crossed his legs and picked at his ear with his little finger.
He asked with a smug, cheeky grin.
"Oh? You're convinced already?"
"Then tell me, isn't your Brother Di... awesome? Pretty cool?"
Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi gritted their teeth until they broke.
But under the overwhelming power of that conceptual-level magical artifact.
They could only lower their noble heads in humiliation and nod repeatedly.
"Amazing, amazing!"
"Emperor Brother is the coolest, the coolest in the world!"
"Please stop your supernatural powers immediately!"
Upon hearing this "Emperor Brother" address...
Dijiang laughed heartily, looking up at the sky with great satisfaction.
"Hahaha, that feels so good!"
"Alright, I'll do it since you're being so sincere."
"I'll let you off the hook today!"
Dijiang calmly got up from the stretcher.
He broke free from the magic weapon's hard control and waved his hand arrogantly.
"Xingtian, Jiufeng, step back!"
"Give them a way out."
Xing Tian then reluctantly put away his pink meteor hammer.
The chilling whimpering stopped.
Jiufeng also put away the traffic lights.
He rubbed his hoarse throat and stepped aside.
Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi finally escaped their suffering.
The two of them were panting heavily.
His eyes were filled with the relief of surviving a disaster.
And... a hidden murderous intent.
At this moment, Dijiang was unaware of the impending danger.
He was facing away from Donghuang Taiyi, with his hands on his hips.
They continued making threats and creating visuals.
"You scruffy birds, from now on, when you see my witch clan, you'd better take a detour!"
"Otherwise, every time I see you, I'll make you call me 'Grandpa'..."
However, he hadn't finished speaking.
The eyes of Donghuang Taiyi behind him instantly turned bloodshot.
He grabbed the serrated cleaver that Liu Haizhu had used.
hum!
Mad Dog Mode, activated instantly!
"Fuck your mother!!!"
"You little brat! I'll kill you!!!"
Donghuang Taiyi let out a heart-wrenching roar.
He transformed into a blood-red afterimage, raising his cleaver.
He unleashed a barrage of attacks on Dijiang's back.
puff!puff!puff!
"Aww!!!"
Dijiang was caught off guard and was slashed to the ground with a single blow.
Immediately afterwards, Taiichi rode on his back.
The large cleavers fell like raindrops.
Every cut pierced flesh, every cut drew blood!
"Taiyi, you have no martial ethics whatsoever!"
"Ouch, don't chop my face!"
Dijiang was utterly humiliated and defeated.
He rolled on the ground, wailing in pain.
Not far away, Xing Tian and Jiu Feng watched their elder brother being humiliated on the ground, and they exchanged a glance.
Xing Tian touched his bald head and asked hesitantly.
"Hey sis... Big brother's got beaten up, should we go help?"
Jiufeng crossed her arms and shook her head indifferently.
"Forget it, we were the ones who came here to provoke them, so we're in the wrong."
"Now, that mad dog Donghuang Taiyi is venting all his hatred on my elder brother."
"We've escaped a disaster, you could say."
"Think about it, if we make a move now, we'll draw the hatred to them."
"When you want to travel the prehistoric world alone someday."
"Donghuang Taiyi suddenly jumped out, wielding a cleaver."
"If I chased you and hacked you for a hundred and eight thousand miles, could you handle that?"
Xing Tian imagined that scene.
He immediately shivered, nodded repeatedly, and exclaimed that he was an expert.
"That makes sense, absolutely makes sense!"
"You're so thoughtful, girl!"
Dijiang is being beaten.
Hearing their conversation, I was practically going crazy.
He rolled on the ground to dodge the cleaver.
He roared at the two great shamans.
"Xingtian, Jiufeng, you two bastards!"
"You're disloyal and treacherous! I'm your own elder brother!"
Faced with Dijiang's accusations.
Xing Tian felt no remorse; instead, he stood tall and proud.
He said it with a nonchalant and pretentious expression.
"Brother, you're wrong about that."
"I, Xing Tian, have survived to this day thanks to only three things!"
"First, betraying the boss!"
"Secondly, the blame-shifting brothers!"
After saying that, Xing Tian closed his mouth solemnly.
He struck a mysterious pose.
Jiufeng, listening from the side, was utterly exasperated.
He sighed helplessly and then delivered a final, chilling blow.
"Brother Xingtian..."
"Those are two different things."
……
Just then, Dijiang was beaten so badly that he was utterly humiliated.
When the Wu tribe was practicing brotherly love and respect.
Whoosh!
A streak of light flew swiftly across the horizon.
It was none other than Duobao Daoren, the chief disciple of the Jie Sect, who had just returned from recruiting disciples among the human race!
Behind Duobao was a handsome man.
A hot girl with long, fiery red hair.
Before Duobao even arrived, his excited, raspy voice had already echoed throughout the entire Nantianmen.
"Junior brother, Junior Brother Gongming!"
"I've taken on an apprentice too! I've found an exceptionally talented one! Hahahaha!"
Duobao excitedly landed beside Zhao Gongming.
I was just about to show off.
Before he could finish speaking, he looked up.
Then they witnessed this bizarre and bloody scene at the entrance of the Demon Court.
Donghuang Taiyi's face was covered in blood.
He rode on Dijiang like a madman, hacking wildly.
Dijiang frantically pupated on the ground, screaming in agony.
Duobao paused for a moment, then his eyes lit up.
He slapped his thigh suddenly and said, moved.
"oops!"
"They knew I was coming."
"Did my two senior uncles deliberately put on such an exciting show to welcome me?"
"You're too kind, you're really too kind!"
"This scene is explosive!"
Zhao Gongming stood to the side, covering his face, and sighed helplessly.
"Senior brother...you're a little narcissistic."
"This was a complete accident; they really went crazy."
Duobao didn't care and pulled the red-haired girl behind him in front of Zhao Gongming.
He began his introduction with a face full of pride.
"Come, come, junior brother, let me introduce you!"
"This is my newly accepted personal disciple!"
"She was born from the intertwining of human destiny and a wisp of innate fire spirit."
"Born to be close to the Way of Fire!"
"This foot, this talent, is almost comparable to a primordial god or demon!"
"The future is limitless!"
"Disciple, quickly, call him Uncle Zhao!"
The red-haired girl obediently stepped forward.
The sound was crisp and pleasant, carrying a hint of curiosity.
"Holy Mother of Fire Spirits pays respects to Martial Uncle Zhao!"
Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up.
"The Holy Mother of Fire Spirit, Duobao's direct disciple?"
"This is a future leader among the third generation of disciples of the Jie Sect; his strength is extremely formidable!"
Zhao Gongming smiled and nodded.
"Excellent, excellent, senior brother has good taste."
Duobao looked smug and pointed to the people still fighting in the distance.
Donghuang Taiyi and Dijiang excitedly boasted to the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit.
"My dear disciple, did you see that?"
"Those two over there are none other than the mighty Grandmaster Uncle Donghuang Taiyi and Grandmaster Uncle Dijiang!"
What did you see in them?
"Did you feel the world-destroying power of the Great Dao?"
The Holy Mother of Fire blinked her clear, innocent eyes.
Big eyes that haven't yet been polluted by the abstract, primitive style.
She carefully examined Taiyi, who was slashing people while cursing, for a while.
Then I looked at Dijiang, who was rolling around on the ground.
Then, she turned her head and answered earnestly and honestly.
"Reporting to Master, I saw... two lunatics."
The smile on Duobao Daoist's face froze instantly, and he was completely dumbfounded.
"God... is he insane?"
Duobao was so angry that he blew his beard and glared at his opponent.
He slapped the back of the head of the Holy Mother of Fire.
He reprimanded her with great distress.
"Foolish child, how can you be so clueless?!"
"That's not insanity, that's the abstract Dao that's renowned throughout the primordial world!"
"The reason they acted this way is because they used a concept-level magic weapon personally crafted by your Uncle Zhao!"
"This magical artifact looks... well, it looks a bit too unrestrained."
"But its power is immense; it can even kill opponents of higher levels!"
Duobao turned to look at Zhao Gongming and said urgently.
"Junior brother, hurry!"
"My disciple is still quite naive and has very strong moral principles; this won't get him anywhere in the prehistoric world!"
"I'll have your Uncle Zhao custom-make an abstract magic weapon just for you!"
"Let me show you what real power is!"
As he spoke, Duobao pulled a piece out of his pocket.
The Nine Heavens Mystic Fire Crystal radiates intense heat, as if it could incinerate everything.
[Ding! High-grade refining material detected: Nine Heavens Profound Fire Crystal]
[Matching Scheme: Can craft magical artifacts with concepts such as fire/invisibility/assassination/mass taunt]
Zhao Gongming took the materials, looking completely bewildered.
The Holy Mother of Fire is unaware of what she is about to face.
A kind smile appeared on his lips.
"No problem, leave it to my uncle!"
"I'll make sure this girl understands it...abstractly and clearly!"
After saying this, Zhao Gongming did not return to Kunlun Mountain.
They found an empty, luxurious mansion in the Demon Court.
He brought out the Nine Dragon Cauldron and immediately began his secluded refinement.